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In response to numerous requests received for a rejuvenation elixir which is milder and less harsh than the VK Minor Elixir Vitae, I am now offering the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir for sale to qualified and prescreened selected persons in a one ounce dropper bottle. Details appear below. The Offer This page is intended only for those who already know what the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir is, from having read my posts about the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir and Minor Elixir Vitae on my list groups. There currently exists no webpage explaining what the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir is, and none are planned at this time; there are only my mentions in my list group posts. For more information on the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir, please see my posts on the subject on my Elixir-Vitae list group at Yahoo Groups. If you are at all interested in purchasing this product, please be sure that you have read ALL of my posts, and also those of Bill and others, on the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir and the VK Minor Elixir Vitae and their effects; those posts may be found in the message archives of the Elixir-Vitae list group. You will also find some information on the Exotic-Energies list group and Ormus-Like list group as well. The Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir is a clear liquid (it looks like water) with a very strong mineral salt taste, and I bottle it in one ounce glass dropper bottles. The liquid is made with an entirely different exotic energy technology than is used in creating the VK Minor Elixir Vitae and related Elixir Vitae products, and, for most people, any temporary and transient detox effects seen with this elixir are much milder and mellower than those usually seen when ingesting the VK Minor Elixir. A typical round or course of intake would involve ingesting 4 to 5 drops of the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir upon arising each morning for 4 weeks by putting the drops into a few ounces of water or SAM (syntropic antioxidative microbes), stirring and then drinking the liquid, and then avoiding any other food and drink (that is, other than water or SAM) for at least 25 minutes after ingesting the Elixir drops. Another 4-week course of ingestion of the Elixir could be repeated perhaps two to five weeks after the first round/course had ended, if you wish. Since each course or round of ingesting the Elixir uses only about 112 drops, and since a 1 ounce bottle holds 600 drops, each bottle contains enough of the Elixir for about 5 or more 4-week rounds of treatment. One very interesting thing that I have noticed about the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir is that when I (and others) take it in conjunction with the VK Minor Elixir, or in the weeks following a round of having ingested the VK Minor Elixir, the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir seems to somehow take a lot of the edge, that is, the harshness and roughness, off some of the harsher/nastier detox and cleansing and retrace symptoms which often arise when ingesting the Minor Elixir and during the weeks or months after finishing a round of ingesting it. In fact, whenever anyone tells me that they are going through a particularly rough cleansing or detox or retrace reaction due to the VK Minor Elixir, I suggest to them that they ingest 4 to 5 drops of the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir each morning (as per the directions which I offered above) in some water or SAM (syntropic antioxidative microbes) for a few days in a row. This liquid may also be used as a replacement for drinking magnetite effect ormus water (aka MEOW water), and if you wish to use it for that purpose, then you would put one drop of the liquid in water or SAM (syntropic antioxidative microbes) brew and drink it once each day, preferably early in the morning prior to any major meals. Prerequisite Screening Requirements for the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir The Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir is offered for sale only to a somewhat restricted group of mystics and/or researchers, as follows: You must certify to me, in a private email addressed to me, the following: (#1) that you are a mystic and/or a researcher in the realms of alchemy, strange science and/or alternative health. (#2) that you realize that the short-term effects may, at times, not be pleasant, and that you agree to accept full personal responsibility for any and all effects experienced as a result of ingesting these elixirs. (#3) that you realize that this product is an energetic/spiritual supplement only, and that results and effects will vary greatly from person to person. (#4) that you realize that there are no specific effects or results promised nor guaranteed, and rather, that you realize that these are experimental exotic energy products. Terms and  Instructions for Ordering, If You Wish to Order the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir If you are interested in ordering the Mellow Elixir, please see the following terms, conditions and instructions: Offer extended to mystics, alchemists and related researchers only. These are not consumer products and rather, are research products offered to mystics and sincere researchers only. I strongly encourage you to consider purchasing this exotic product only if you are strongly guided to do so by your inner intuitive guidance. These are not consumer products and rather, are research products offered to mystics and sincere researchers only. If you purchase or ingest these products, you agree that each of these products is offered as an experimental product only, and only to qualified mystics and/or researchers, and you agree to accept all risks and to take full personal responsibility for any and all outcomes and experiences. If you wish to purchase the elixir product, and feel that you meet the prescreening requirements, you must first contact me with the information (the email note regarding your compliance and understanding requested in the bulleted sections above outlining prerequisite requirements and conditions) requested, and I will, if appropriate, grant permission to purchase the product. As always, I reserve full rights to refuse to sell to any prospective purchaser. No sales to residents of the state of Maryland. There are no guarantees, warrantees or promises of suitability or effects of products and there are no returns nor refunds offered under any conditions. Please understand that each batch of the product is made on a custom basis, as ordered, and only after receipt of cleared funds. Thus, it will take us from 6 days to 15 days to ship the product once we receive cleared funds. The S/H charges listed below are for shipping to domestic mainland USA only via UPS Ground; please inquire for S/H charges to Alaska, Hawaii or to other countries. We can ship outside the USA via Fedex, UPS, postal Global Express Mail and postal Global Priority Mail. If you are approved for purchase of the Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir, it is available in the following size bottles: 1 oz glass dropper bottle, for a price of $240 per bottle, plus $12 S/H charges, for shipping via UPS Ground in domestic mainland USA. Payments may be made via Paypal using the Paypal button below. When sending a payment, be sure to tell me what you are ordering via the note section at Paypal, or send me a followup email. I reserve the sole right to determine if a prospective purchaser is eligible to purchase the product, and I reserve the right to refuse to sell to selected prospective purchasers. No refunds. No returns. No guarantees or warranties of performance expressed or implied. Offer extended to mystics, alchemists and related researchers only. I strongly encourage you to consider purchasing this exotic product only if you are strongly guided to do so by your inner intuitive guidance. Enjoy! Contact Vinny by phone or email for permission to purchase prior to sending payment. Payment Methods Credit Card, Debit Card, Online Check, Check, Money Order and  Electronic Transfer of Funds, including Western Union from Overseas   This page contains a link to Paypal, which accepts credit card, ATM card, debit card, or electronic check from your bank account, via totally secure servers.  You do NOT need to have a Paypal account in order to pay via Paypal, and rather, Paypal acts only as credit card/debit card vendor. Other, slower, non-electronic payment methods may be found at bottom of page.  There are buttons below for the products which are offered.  To employ electronic transfer of funds, see appropriate section below.  Minor Rejuvenation Elixir Purchase To pay with credit card, debit card or online check etc., using Paypal, compute the total US dollar amount of your order and then click below: Contact Vinny by phone or email for permission to purchase prior to sending payment. Other Payment Methods Check or Money Order via US Mail or Delivery Service (e.g., UPS, Fedex) If you wish to send a check or money order, my full name and address are: Moneygram or Western Union Money Transfers from Anywhere in the World Yes, Moneygram and Western Union are acceptable methods as well when sending funds from overseas.   My exact RECIPIENT contact information follows:    If you need a street address for these payment modes, please call. CAUTION!  Mellow Rejuvenation Elixir is being made available only to a small and select number of colleagues and fellow researchers and experimenters of a spiritual bent. Thus, the elixir may only be ordered with prior approval and permission from myself (Vinny.)  Contact Vinny by phone or email for permission to purchase prior to sending payment.

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